| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 7 | -0.60 (-8.57%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 8 | +0.70 (8.75%) | |
| D | Richard Keys | 6 | +1.30 (21.67%) | |
| D | Philippe Albert | 6 | +0.40 (6.67%) | |
| D | Shane McMahon | 5 | +0.60 (12.00%) |  |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 7 | +0.40 (5.71%) | |
| M | Jim Royle | 6 | -0.60 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 5 | +1.50 (30.00%) |  |
| M | Charlie Sheen | 5 | +0.70 (14.00%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | George Bollocks | 6 | -1.10 (-18.33%) | |
| R | Princess Jodz | 5 | +0.30 (6.00%) | |
| 6.08 | +3.60 (4.93%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.30 (-18.57%) | 7 | Charlie Fairhead | K | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Iain M Dyer | D | |
| -1.60 (-26.67%) | 6 | Jourdan Clorarec | D | |
| -1.90 (-31.67%) | 6 | Lennox Painter | D | |
| -0.60 (-12.00%) | 5 | Wes Wanks | D | |
| -0.60 (-20.00%) | 3 | Graeme Evans | D | |
| -2.80 (-35.00%) | 8 | Álvaro Ozzinho | M | |
|
+0.90 (22.50%) | 4 | Gregorio Asurmendi | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Edward Jarvis | M | |
| -0.20 (-6.67%) | 3 | Noel Ölmestrand | M | |
| -3.50 (-43.75%) | 8 | Dodin Coco | S | |
|
+0.80 (16.00%) | 5 | Joleon Leon | R |
| +0.20 (4.00%) | 5 | Dyer Sexgod | R | |
| -0.10 (-2.50%) | 4 | Austin Jagger | R | |
| -11.70 (-16.03%) | 5.21 |