| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 7 | -1.40 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 8 | -0.90 (-11.25%) | |
| D | Richard Keys | 6 | +0.70 (11.67%) |  |
| D | Philippe Albert | 6 | -1.20 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Urijah Faber | 5 | -0.40 (-8.00%) | |
| D | Shane McMahon | 5 | -0.80 (-16.00%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 7 | -2.60 (-37.14%) | |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 5 | +0.80 (16.00%) |  |
| M | Charlie Sheen | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 7 | -1.20 (-17.14%) | |
| S | George Bollocks | 6 | -0.10 (-1.67%) | |
| 6.09 | -7.10 (-10.60%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.10 (-22.00%) | 5 | Willy Warmer | K | |
| -0.30 (-3.75%) | 8 | Briefcase Wanker | D | |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Seymore Reds Pimp | D | |
| +0.40 (10.00%) | 4 | Notnow Kato | D | |
| -1.30 (-16.25%) | 8 | Full Monte | M | |
|
+1.10 (15.71%) | 7 | Mardy Bastard | M |
| -0.40 (-5.71%) | 7 | Ugly Twat | M | |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Shaven Bollox | M | |
| -0.50 (-10.00%) | 5 | Sausage Jockey | M | |
| +0.10 (1.25%) | 8 | Mark The Bigman | S | |
| +0.80 (11.43%) | 7 | Big Tits | S | |
|
-0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Allan Prein | R |
| -2.30 (-3.03%) | 6.33 |