| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Justin Lee Collins | 7 | +1.70 (24.29%) | |
| D | Emo Koshaba | 8 | -1.90 (-23.75%) | |
| D | Sebastien Lang | 7 | -1.40 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 5 | +1.50 (30.00%) | |
| D | Edgar Sveasson | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) |  |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 4 | +1.60 (40.00%) | |
| M | Gerardo Lobato | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Humberto Valdez | 7 | -1.80 (-25.71%) | |
| M | Rodrigo Villa | 6 | +1.20 (20.00%) | |
| S | Alan Sugar | 7 | +1.10 (15.71%) |  |
| S | Crawford Crawf Crawford | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 6 | +0.30 (5.00%) | |
| R | Adolfo Neru | 6 | -0.10 (-1.67%) | |
| R | Captain Charisma | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.14 | +3.20 (3.72%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.40 (-30.00%) | 8 | Shoot Ya Load | K | |
| +0.10 (1.25%) | 8 | Briefcase Wanker | D | |
| -0.30 (-3.75%) | 8 | Rigamortis Ronnie Stone | D | |
| +1.50 (21.43%) | 7 | Seymore Reds Pimp | D | |
| -0.40 (-10.00%) | 4 | Notnow Kato | D | |
| -3.20 (-40.00%) | 8 | Full Monte | M | |
| +0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Mardy Bastard | M | |
| +0.40 (5.71%) | 7 | Ugly Twat | M | |
|
+0.20 (4.00%) | 5 | Sausage Jockey | M |
|
+1.80 (22.50%) | 8 | Mark The Bigman | S |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Big Tits | S | |
| -0.80 (-1.04%) | 7.00 |