| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ray Parlours Arsewipe | 4 | -0.40 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Rigamortis Ronnie Stone | 8 | +1.80 (22.50%) | |
| D | Briefcase Wanker | 8 | +0.70 (8.75%) | |
| D | Charlie Fenders Brother | 6 | +1.40 (23.33%) |  |
| M | Ugly Twat | 7 | +1.80 (25.71%) |  |
| M | Mardy Bastard | 7 | -0.50 (-7.14%) | |
| M | Shaven Bollox | 5 | +1.30 (26.00%) | |
| M | Sausage Jockey | 5 | -0.70 (-14.00%) | |
| M | Ginger Knob | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Big Tits | 7 | +1.20 (17.14%) | |
| S | Fat Bastardo | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Allan Prein | 5 | +0.50 (10.00%) | |
| R | Notnow Kato | 4 | +0.20 (5.00%) | |
| 5.85 | +9.30 (12.24%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Justin Lee Collins | K | |
| -1.60 (-20.00%) | 8 | Emo Koshaba | D | |
| -1.70 (-24.29%) | 7 | Sebastien Lang | D | |
| +0.20 (3.33%) | 6 | Adolfo Neru | D | |
| +0.50 (10.00%) | 5 | Captain Charisma | D | |
| -0.70 (-10.00%) | 7 | Gerardo Lobato | M | |
| -1.80 (-25.71%) | 7 | Humberto Valdez | M | |
|
+1.20 (20.00%) | 6 | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | M |
| -1.60 (-26.67%) | 6 | The Wezmoister | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Sticky Shivy | M | |
|
+1.60 (22.86%) | 7 | Alan Sugar | S |
| +0.40 (6.67%) | 6 | Rodrigo Villa | R | |
| -1.60 (-2.08%) | 6.42 |