| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ray Clemence | 12 | +2.20 (18.33%) | |
| D | Jay Carragher | 13 | +1.30 (10.00%) | |
| D | Phil Thompson | 12 | +2.30 (19.17%) | |
| D | Phil Neal | 11 | +0.80 (7.27%) | |
| D | Alvino Aparicio | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Aaron MacCosh | 9 | -1.80 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Stevie Laaa | 10 | +2.40 (24.00%) |  |
| M | Ian Callaghan | 10 | +0.30 (3.00%) |  |
| M | Robert Sandison | 9 | +1.80 (20.00%) | |
| M | Georgy Ibragimov | 8 | -2.10 (-26.25%) | |
| S | King Kenny | 9 | +1.30 (14.44%) | |
| 10.18 | +10.50 (9.38%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| +0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Osório Barreiro | D | |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| +0.60 (10.00%) | 6 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| +0.40 (6.67%) | 6 | Group Sex | D | |
| -1.10 (-13.75%) | 8 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| -1.40 (-17.50%) | 8 | Jesus Christ | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
| -2.20 (-36.67%) | 6 | Healthy Fastfood | S | |
| -1.60 (-40.00%) | 4 | Jesus Claus | S | |
| -2.20 (-55.00%) | 4 | Matias Cesar | S | |
| -9.00 (-13.24%) | 6.18 |