| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 8 | +0.40 (5.00%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 9 | -0.20 (-2.22%) | |
| D | Richard Keys | 8 | -0.10 (-1.25%) | |
| D | Philippe Albert | 6 | -0.40 (-6.67%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 8 | -0.60 (-7.50%) |  |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 6 | +0.90 (15.00%) |  |
| M | Jim Royle | 6 | +0.20 (3.33%) | |
| M | Charlie Sheen | 6 | -0.60 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 8 | -3.50 (-43.75%) | |
| S | Princess Jodz | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | George Bollocks | 6 | -1.20 (-20.00%) | |
| 7.00 | -5.10 (-6.62%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.10 (1.25%) | 8 | Charlie Fairhead | K | |
| -0.90 (-12.86%) | 7 | Iain M Dyer | D | |
| -1.70 (-28.33%) | 6 | Wes Wanks | D | |
| -0.90 (-18.00%) | 5 | Jourdan Clorarec | D | |
| -2.60 (-37.14%) | 7 | Álvaro Ozzinho | M | |
| -1.20 (-20.00%) | 6 | Joleon Leon | M | |
| -2.50 (-41.67%) | 6 | Zivorad Kljajevic | M | |
| -2.20 (-44.00%) | 5 | Gregorio Asurmendi | M | |
| -0.70 (-11.67%) | 6 | Dyer Sexgod | S | |
| -1.20 (-24.00%) | 5 | Xurxo Etxeberria | S | |
| -0.20 (-5.00%) | 4 | Edward Jarvis | R | |
| -0.40 (-10.00%) | 4 | Austin Jagger | R | |
| -0.30 (-10.00%) | 3 | Noel Ölmestrand | R | |
| -14.70 (-20.42%) | 5.54 |