| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 9 | -2.80 (-31.11%) | |
| D | Manfred Hausmann | 10 | -1.70 (-17.00%) |  |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 9 | -1.70 (-18.89%) | |
| D | Jayjay McMuffin | 8 | -2.50 (-31.25%) | |
| D | Nemo Brown | 7 | -1.10 (-15.71%) | |
| M | Indiana Jones | 9 | -2.30 (-25.56%) | |
| M | Jeff Stelling | 8 | -2.40 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Joshua Davison | 8 | -2.70 (-33.75%) | |
| M | Double Andimsold | 7 | -2.40 (-34.29%) | |
| S | Alan Shearer | 8 | -3.10 (-38.75%) | |
| S | Ollie Guy | 7 | -1.50 (-21.43%) |  |
| 8.18 | -24.20 (-26.89%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Justin Lee Collins | K | |
|
+0.40 (6.67%) | 6 | Tom Havercrotch | D |
| -0.10 (-1.67%) | 6 | Captain Charisma | D | |
| -1.40 (-23.33%) | 6 | Edgar Sveasson | D | |
|
+0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | M |
| -0.50 (-7.14%) | 7 | Gerardo Lobato | M | |
| -0.70 (-11.67%) | 6 | Sticky Shivy | M | |
| -0.80 (-20.00%) | 4 | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | M | |
| -0.10 (-1.67%) | 6 | Crawford Crawf Crawford | S | |
|
-1.10 (-18.33%) | 6 | Pooper Bear | S |
| -4.40 (-7.10%) | 6.20 |