| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ice Tea | 12 | +2.20 (18.33%) | |
| D | Nail Head | 11 | +2.80 (25.45%) | |
| D | Bobby Ball | 10 | +0.10 (1.00%) | |
| D | Ball Baggs | 9 | +2.60 (28.89%) | |
| D | Miss Ford | 4 | -0.30 (-7.50%) | |
| M | Black Cole | 11 | +1.60 (14.55%) | |
| M | Mark Thomas | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) |  |
| M | Snake Eyes | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Gag Reflex | 10 | +2.80 (28.00%) | |
| S | Killer Iceman | 9 | +0.30 (3.33%) | |
| S | Mark Dent | 8 | +1.50 (18.75%) |  |
| R | Prince Will | 8 | +0.20 (2.50%) | |
| R | Jasper Carrot | 7 | +0.60 (8.57%) | |
| R | Crazy Chef | 6 | -0.50 (-8.33%) | |
| 9.07 | +15.90 (12.52%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.90 (17.27%) | 11 | Seth Rogan | K | |
| -0.20 (-1.82%) | 11 | Jimmy McElroy | D | |
| -0.30 (-2.73%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | D | |
| -0.40 (-4.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D | |
| -0.90 (-7.50%) | 12 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | M | |
| -4.80 (-48.00%) | 10 | Fernancow Torres | M | |
| -4.70 (-52.22%) | 9 | Gerry Mac Mahon | M | |
| +0.10 (1.25%) | 8 | Careful Steve | S | |
| -3.50 (-43.75%) | 8 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | S | |
| -4.20 (-60.00%) | 7 | Patrick Jane | S | |
| -20.00 (-18.69%) | 9.73 |