| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ice Tea | 12 | +3.30 (27.50%) | |
| D | Nail Head | 11 | +4.50 (40.91%) | |
| D | Bobby Ball | 10 | +3.10 (31.00%) | |
| D | Ball Baggs | 9 | +4.90 (54.44%) | |
| D | James T Kirk | 8 | +0.40 (5.00%) | |
| M | Snake Eyes | 11 | +4.30 (39.09%) | |
| M | Mark Thomas | 11 | +2.10 (19.09%) | |
| M | Black Cole | 11 | -1.30 (-11.82%) | |
| M | Gag Reflex | 10 | +3.70 (37.00%) | |
| M | Prince Will | 8 | +2.50 (31.25%) | |
| S | Killer Iceman | 9 | +1.30 (14.44%) | |
| R | James Bond | 8 | +0.10 (1.25%) | |
| R | Jasper Carrot | 7 | +2.20 (31.43%) | |
| R | Del Boy | 6 | +0.50 (8.33%) | |
| 9.36 | +31.60 (24.12%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +4.10 (25.63%) | 16 | Pepe Reina | K | |
| +2.90 (26.36%) | 11 | Dani Alves | D | |
| +2.60 (26.00%) | 10 | Gerard Pique | D | |
| +2.20 (22.00%) | 10 | Gareth Bale | D | |
| +2.10 (30.00%) | 7 | Giorgio Chiellini | D | |
| +2.10 (19.09%) | 11 | Marek Hamšík | M | |
 |
+1.20 (12.00%) | 10 | Stevan Jovetic | M |
| +1.60 (26.67%) | 6 | Charlie Adam | M | |
| +2.10 (42.00%) | 5 | Steven Gerrard | M | |
| +0.70 (5.83%) | 12 | Fabio Borini | S | |
| +0.80 (8.89%) | 9 | Andy Carroll | S | |
| +0.70 (5.83%) | 12 | Daniel Agger | R | |
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+1.80 (18.00%) | 10 | Wayne Rooney | R |
| +24.90 (19.30%) | 9.92 |