| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Seth Rogan | 11 | -0.10 (-0.91%) | |
| D | Jimmy McElroy | 11 | +1.40 (12.73%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +1.10 (10.00%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 12 | +0.30 (2.50%) | |
| M | Fernancow Torres | 10 | -4.00 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Gerry Mac Mahon | 9 | -3.70 (-41.11%) | |
| M | Careful Steve | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) |  |
| S | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 8 | -2.70 (-33.75%) | |
| S | Ron Burgundy Ii | 7 | -1.10 (-15.71%) | |
| S | Patrick Jane | 7 | -2.90 (-41.43%) | |
| 9.45 | -11.70 (-11.25%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Rory Kalimos | K | |
| +2.60 (28.89%) | 9 | Solle Hinriksson | D | |
| +1.50 (16.67%) | 9 | Ricardo van den Dungen | D | |
| +2.50 (35.71%) | 7 | Zambotto Girardig | D | |
| +0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Turlough Quinn | D | |
| +3.80 (47.50%) | 8 | Mathijs Wisgerhof | M | |
|
+1.30 (16.25%) | 8 | Jack Morris | M |
|
+3.40 (48.57%) | 7 | Peadar Rourke | M |
| +3.20 (45.71%) | 7 | Redmond Lawler | M | |
|
+2.40 (26.67%) | 9 | Arnold Middleton | S |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | David Amoo | S |
| +1.40 (14.00%) | 10 | Terry Connemara | R | |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Eadbhárd Daish | R | |
| +0.60 (10.00%) | 6 | Lorcán Byrne | R | |
| +26.80 (23.93%) | 8.00 |