| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Deane Adams | 11 | +1.70 (15.45%) | |
| D | Hidayet Bastürk | 10 | +2.90 (29.00%) |  |
| D | Rodriguez Sevilla | 9 | +3.80 (42.22%) | |
| D | Harry Biehl | 7 | +2.30 (32.86%) | |
| M | Albert Hudd | 9 | +4.20 (46.67%) |  |
| M | Leon Kearney | 9 | +0.10 (1.11%) | |
| M | Kieron Curtis | 8 | +3.30 (41.25%) | |
| M | Taylor Frost | 7 | +2.90 (41.43%) | |
| M | Tyler Strodder | 6 | +0.20 (3.33%) | |
| S | Solomon Oddish | 8 | +3.20 (40.00%) | |
| S | Emilio Branca | 6 | +1.80 (30.00%) | |
| R | Alexander Milton | 9 | -1.50 (-16.67%) | |
| R | Nathan Cutler | 8 | +0.40 (5.00%) | |
| 8.23 | +25.30 (23.64%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Gearalt Delap | K | |
| +1.30 (11.82%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Jimmy McElroy | D | |
|
+1.80 (18.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D |
| -1.30 (-26.00%) | 5 | Brad Holbrook | D | |
| -4.10 (-34.17%) | 12 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
| -0.30 (-2.73%) | 11 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | M | |
| +0.30 (3.33%) | 9 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | M | |
| -0.70 (-11.67%) | 6 | Gerardic McMahonovic | M | |
| -0.10 (-1.00%) | 10 | Fernancow Torres | S | |
| -0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Ron Burgundy Ii | S | |
| -0.70 (-7.00%) | 10 | Gerry Mac Mahon | R | |
| -1.10 (-22.00%) | 5 | Gerardez McMahonez | R | |
| -3.50 (-3.02%) | 8.92 |