| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Casper Schmeichel | 9 | -0.20 (-2.22%) | |
| D | Gerry Gerry Gerry | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Big Matty Elliott | 7 | +2.90 (41.43%) | |
| D | Back Of The Net | 7 | +0.90 (12.86%) | |
| M | Muzzy Izzet | 9 | +3.80 (42.22%) | |
| M | Darren Sicknote Anderton | 8 | +3.90 (48.75%) | |
| M | Karma Chameleon | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Boom Slang | 7 | +3.90 (55.71%) |  |
| M | Andy King | 5 | +1.90 (38.00%) |  |
| S | Emile Heskey | 7 | +4.20 (60.00%) | |
| S | Gaboon Viper | 7 | +2.70 (38.57%) | |
| R | Steve Guppy | 8 | +1.60 (20.00%) | |
| 7.50 | +28.60 (31.78%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.90 (-22.50%) | 4 | Alan Johnson | K | |
| +1.20 (13.33%) | 9 | Jeff Heaney | D | |
| +2.20 (27.50%) | 8 | Sami Hyypia | D | |
| +1.70 (34.00%) | 5 | Nancy America | D | |
| -1.90 (-21.11%) | 9 | Mensa Gail | M | |
| +2.10 (26.25%) | 8 | John Barnes | M | |
|
+2.40 (40.00%) | 6 | Football Related Fred | M |
| +2.10 (35.00%) | 6 | Mark Corrigan | M | |
|
+1.30 (21.67%) | 6 | King Kenny Dalglish | M |
|
+2.70 (33.75%) | 8 | Jason de La Pena | S |
| +1.20 (20.00%) | 6 | Fucking Hell Frankel | S | |
| +0.50 (6.25%) | 8 | Charlie Adams | R | |
| +14.60 (17.59%) | 6.92 |