| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | John Osborne | 7 | -2.80 (-40.00%) | |
| D | Ed Stokoe | 9 | -0.30 (-3.33%) | |
| D | Jeremias Quinn | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) | |
| D | Cyril Knowles | 8 | +0.10 (1.25%) | |
| D | John Robson | 5 | +3.30 (66.00%) | |
| M | Paul Holloway | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Billy Bremner | 7 | -0.10 (-1.43%) | |
| M | Humphrey Tindle | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Keith Weller | 6 | -0.80 (-13.33%) | |
| S | Harold Rotham | 8 | -0.80 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Ulf Kihlberg | 5 | +1.30 (26.00%) |  |
| R | Zac Birch | 5 | -0.10 (-2.00%) | |
| R | Neil Yeates | 5 | -0.50 (-10.00%) |  |
| R | Stojadin Oblakovic | 3 | -0.10 (-3.33%) | |
| 6.50 | -2.70 (-2.97%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.50 (-7.14%) | 7 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| +0.10 (1.25%) | 8 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
|
+1.80 (25.71%) | 7 | Group Sex | D |
|
+0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Gavino Del Neri | D |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Jesus Christ | M | |
| -2.80 (-31.11%) | 9 | John Keogh | M | |
|
-0.50 (-7.14%) | 7 | Cristiano Messi | M |
| +0.60 (10.00%) | 6 | Lucas Piazon | M | |
|
+0.30 (7.50%) | 4 | Jimmy McDonald | M |
|
+0.30 (4.29%) | 7 | Healthy Fastfood | S |
| -0.50 (-10.00%) | 5 | Jesus Claus | S | |
|
-0.10 (-1.43%) | 7 | Francis MacLeish | R |
| -0.20 (-4.00%) | 5 | Nympho Maniac | R | |
| -1.60 (-1.82%) | 6.77 |