| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Marc Besleagã | 8 | +3.20 (40.00%) | |
| D | Gay Pierced | 9 | +3.40 (37.78%) |  |
| D | John Pope | 8 | +3.20 (40.00%) | |
| D | John Emonem | 7 | +4.70 (67.14%) |  |
| M | Captain Jack | 8 | +3.90 (48.75%) | |
| M | Weeny Big | 7 | +3.20 (45.71%) | |
| M | Cameron MacClean | 7 | +2.20 (31.43%) | |
| M | Carrot Top | 6 | +1.50 (25.00%) | |
| M | Yousef Andrawes | 5 | +1.90 (38.00%) | |
| S | Ciprian Ispir | 7 | +1.70 (24.29%) | |
| S | Chun Gan | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| R | Severino Anos | 5 | +1.80 (36.00%) | |
| 7.00 | +29.70 (35.36%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.50 (6.25%) | 8 | Justin Lee Collins | K | |
| -0.70 (-8.75%) | 8 | Tomás Goulart | D | |
| -2.20 (-27.50%) | 8 | Will Wilding | D | |
| +0.80 (13.33%) | 6 | Tom Havercrotch | D | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Captain Charisma | D | |
| +2.10 (42.00%) | 5 | Iain Dyer Ear | D | |
| +0.80 (10.00%) | 8 | Emile Orson | M | |
| -0.70 (-8.75%) | 8 | Fabián Alejo | M | |
| +1.50 (25.00%) | 6 | The Wezmoister | M | |
| +0.80 (10.00%) | 8 | Alan Sugar | S | |
| +1.30 (21.67%) | 6 | Crawford Crawf Crawford | S | |
| +0.30 (5.00%) | 6 | Sticky Shivy | R | |
| +0.10 (1.67%) | 6 | Pooper Bear | R | |
| +4.00 (4.49%) | 6.85 |