| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jayjay Okotcha | 6 | +1.10 (18.33%) | |
| D | Tomás Goulart | 8 | -0.90 (-11.25%) | |
| D | Will Wilding | 8 | -1.90 (-23.75%) |  |
| D | Captain Charisma | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Emile Orson | 8 | +1.80 (22.50%) |  |
| M | Fabián Alejo | 8 | +0.30 (3.75%) | |
| M | Rodrigo Villa | 7 | +1.70 (24.29%) | |
| M | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Alan Sugar | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) | |
| S | Crawford Crawf Crawford | 6 | +3.10 (51.67%) | |
| S | Pooper Bear | 6 | +1.60 (26.67%) | |
| R | The Wezmoister | 6 | +2.30 (38.33%) | |
| R | Tom Havercrotch | 6 | +1.40 (23.33%) | |
| 6.69 | +14.60 (16.78%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.60 (-28.89%) | 9 | Shaun Rowett | K | |
| -2.30 (-23.00%) | 10 | Manfred Hausmann | D | |
| -0.90 (-10.00%) | 9 | Jayjay McLovin | D | |
| -0.20 (-2.86%) | 7 | Nemo Brown | D | |
| -6.00 (-46.15%) | 13 | Arthur Ahremark | M | |
| +0.20 (2.22%) | 9 | Indiana Jones | M | |
| -0.10 (-1.25%) | 8 | Joshua Davison | M | |
| -0.20 (-2.50%) | 8 | Jeff Stelling | M | |
| +0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Double Andimsold | M | |
|
-0.30 (-3.75%) | 8 | Alan Shearer | S |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Ollie Guy | S |
| -0.80 (-11.43%) | 7 | Borat Sagdiyev | R | |
| -0.20 (-6.67%) | 3 | Hard Trainer | R | |
| -12.90 (-12.29%) | 8.08 |