| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Justin Lee Collins | 8 | +1.40 (17.50%) | |
| D | Tomás Goulart | 8 | +0.90 (11.25%) | |
| D | Will Wilding | 8 | +0.70 (8.75%) | |
| D | Captain Charisma | 6 | +2.90 (48.33%) |  |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 5 | +3.60 (72.00%) | |
| M | Emile Orson | 8 | +1.20 (15.00%) | |
| M | Fabián Alejo | 8 | +0.50 (6.25%) | |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) |  |
| M | The Wezmoister | 6 | +2.30 (38.33%) | |
| M | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 4 | +2.30 (57.50%) | |
| S | Crawford Crawf Crawford | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| 6.73 | +20.80 (28.11%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.20 (-2.50%) | 8 | Marc Besleagã | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Gay Pierced | D | |
| +0.60 (7.50%) | 8 | John Pope | D | |
| -0.50 (-6.25%) | 8 | Bill Clit | D | |
| +0.40 (5.71%) | 7 | John Emonem | D | |
| +0.10 (1.25%) | 8 | Captain Jack | M | |
| -0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Weeny Big | M | |
| -2.90 (-41.43%) | 7 | Cameron MacClean | M | |
| +0.60 (10.00%) | 6 | Scar Face | M | |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Ciprian Ispir | S | |
| +0.20 (2.86%) | 7 | Chun Gan | S | |
| -1.70 (-2.07%) | 7.45 |