| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Derek Malloy | 4 | +0.70 (17.50%) | |
| D | Ramón Maurinho | 8 | -0.10 (-1.25%) | |
| D | Juan-Carlos Zarate | 8 | -1.10 (-13.75%) | |
| D | Gary Pallister | 6 | +2.40 (40.00%) | |
| D | Tyler Hartman | 5 | +2.90 (58.00%) | |
| M | Lily Hooper | 8 | -0.90 (-11.25%) | |
| M | Brett Griffith | 7 | +2.50 (35.71%) |  |
| M | Phil Laak | 4 | +1.30 (32.50%) | |
| M | Paul Scholes | 3 | +0.50 (16.67%) | |
| S | Jerry Moss | 7 | +0.70 (10.00%) | |
| S | Raisy Daisy Fahar | 5 | +1.80 (36.00%) |  |
| R | Sebastian Nagel | 7 | +0.50 (7.14%) | |
| R | Ole Gunnar Solskjaer | 6 | -0.40 (-6.67%) | |
| R | Mike Matusow | 4 | +0.80 (20.00%) | |
| 5.86 | +11.60 (14.15%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.40 (-30.00%) | 8 | Toot Bump | K | |
| -1.80 (-20.00%) | 9 | Harry Nielsen | D | |
| -1.90 (-23.75%) | 8 | Richard Keys | D | |
| -0.70 (-11.67%) | 6 | Urijah Faber | D | |
| -1.40 (-23.33%) | 6 | Shane McMahon | D | |
|
-2.40 (-30.00%) | 8 | Ryan Kirkland | M |
| -0.40 (-6.67%) | 6 | Brock Lesnar | M | |
| -1.40 (-23.33%) | 6 | Jim Royle | M | |
| -0.80 (-10.00%) | 8 | Koko B Ware | S | |
| +0.20 (3.33%) | 6 | George Bollocks | S | |
| -1.20 (-20.00%) | 6 | Princess Jodz | S | |
| -14.20 (-18.44%) | 7.00 |