| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 9 | -0.90 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Richard Keys | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| D | Shane McMahon | 7 | +1.20 (17.14%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 8 | -0.80 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 7 | +1.70 (24.29%) |  |
| M | Jim Royle | 7 | -2.60 (-37.14%) | |
| M | Derek Llambias | 6 | -0.10 (-1.67%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 9 | -0.90 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Princess Jodz | 7 | +0.40 (5.71%) | |
| S | George Bollocks | 7 | +0.10 (1.43%) | |
| 7.64 | -0.90 (-1.07%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.40 (-48.57%) | 7 | Big Chad | K | |
| -2.70 (-38.57%) | 7 | Hamilton Halsall | D | |
| -2.90 (-48.33%) | 6 | Lucas Griffiths | D | |
| -3.20 (-53.33%) | 6 | Mental Miranda | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Bruiser Burnie | D | |
| -3.10 (-51.67%) | 6 | Romeu Faria | M | |
| -2.60 (-52.00%) | 5 | Pumpit Padi | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Crazy Crawf | M | |
| -2.20 (-55.00%) | 4 | Lethal Lou | M | |
| -3.50 (-50.00%) | 7 | Daniel Maas | S | |
| -2.80 (-46.67%) | 6 | Jörg Lippert | S | |
| -0.30 (-7.50%) | 4 | Kristoffer Jonsen | R | |
| -30.70 (-46.52%) | 5.50 |