| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ice Tea | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Nail Head | 11 | +1.90 (17.27%) | |
| D | Bobby Ball | 10 | +3.30 (33.00%) |  |
| D | Ball Baggs | 10 | +1.90 (19.00%) | |
| D | Jasper Carrot | 8 | +1.90 (23.75%) | |
| M | Snake Eyes | 12 | -2.70 (-22.50%) |  |
| M | Gag Reflex | 10 | +2.80 (28.00%) | |
| M | Prince Will | 9 | +1.30 (14.44%) | |
| M | James Bond | 8 | +2.60 (32.50%) | |
| S | Mark Dent | 9 | +1.30 (14.44%) | |
| S | Crazy Chef | 7 | -0.60 (-8.57%) | |
| R | Black Cole | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | Killer Iceman | 9 | +1.40 (15.56%) | |
| R | Donald Trump | 6 | +0.40 (6.67%) | |
| 9.36 | +18.50 (14.12%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.50 (-13.64%) | 11 | Diego Cavalieri | K | |
| +1.30 (14.44%) | 9 | Martin Skrtel | D | |
| -1.60 (-17.78%) | 9 | Sebastian Coates | D | |
| +0.70 (8.75%) | 8 | Andre Wisdom | D | |
| +0.30 (4.29%) | 7 | Martin Kelly | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Gary Macallister | M | |
| -1.20 (-17.14%) | 7 | Jordan Henderson | M | |
| -1.30 (-21.67%) | 6 | Niklas Ahnlund | M | |
| -1.80 (-30.00%) | 6 | Jay Spearing | M | |
| +0.20 (4.00%) | 5 | Stewart Downing | M | |
| -2.10 (-26.25%) | 8 | Dani Pacheco | S | |
| -9.00 (-10.47%) | 7.82 |