| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Leonel Malaquias | 4 | -2.10 (-52.50%) | |
| D | Gay Pierced | 9 | +2.20 (24.44%) | |
| D | Bill Clit | 8 | +1.70 (21.25%) | |
| D | John Pope | 8 | +1.60 (20.00%) |  |
| D | Valfrid Alverö | 4 | -2.10 (-52.50%) | |
| M | Captain Jack | 8 | +0.70 (8.75%) | |
| M | Carrot Top | 7 | +1.80 (25.71%) | |
| M | Scar Face | 6 | -0.20 (-3.33%) | |
| M | Vitor Cafu | 4 | -0.20 (-5.00%) | |
| S | Ciprian Ispir | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| S | Dallas Roberts | 4 | +0.40 (10.00%) | |
| 6.27 | +5.80 (8.41%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.10 (1.43%) | 7 | Jayjay Okotcha | K | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Ric Matzuzzi | D | |
|
-1.50 (-21.43%) | 7 | Captain Charisma | D |
| -2.40 (-34.29%) | 7 | Tom Havercrotch | D | |
| -2.10 (-23.33%) | 9 | Racist Bastard | M | |
|
-1.40 (-17.50%) | 8 | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | M |
| -1.80 (-30.00%) | 6 | Sticky Shivy | M | |
| -1.40 (-28.00%) | 5 | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Alan Sugar | S | |
| -0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Crawford Crawf Crawford | S | |
| -2.10 (-35.00%) | 6 | Pooper Bear | S | |
| +0.30 (3.75%) | 8 | Emile Orson | R | |
| -0.30 (-3.75%) | 8 | Tomás Goulart | R | |
| +0.30 (4.29%) | 7 | The Wezmoister | R | |
| -17.90 (-17.72%) | 7.21 |