| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Andre Arendse | 9 | -1.60 (-17.78%) | |
| D | Neil Tovey | 7 | -1.60 (-22.86%) | |
| D | David Nyati | 6 | -1.10 (-18.33%) | |
| D | Lucas Radebe | 5 | -1.50 (-30.00%) | |
| D | Luciano Hiesteban | 3 | -1.60 (-53.33%) | |
| M | Doctor Khumalo | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| M | Augustine Makalakalane | 7 | -0.40 (-5.71%) | |
| M | Tsimpiwe Tshabalala | 6 | -0.10 (-1.67%) |  |
| M | Zane Moosa | 5 | -1.50 (-30.00%) | |
| S | Shaun Bartlett | 8 | +0.70 (8.75%) |  |
| S | Roald Wilsgaard | 5 | +1.30 (26.00%) | |
| 6.27 | -10.40 (-15.07%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.10 (-26.25%) | 8 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| -0.40 (-5.00%) | 8 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| -1.10 (-13.75%) | 8 | Group Sex | D | |
| -0.70 (-10.00%) | 7 | John Terry | D | |
|
-1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Frank Lampard | M |
|
-0.10 (-1.11%) | 9 | Jesus Christ | M |
| -1.10 (-13.75%) | 8 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
|
+0.20 (2.86%) | 7 | Lucas Piazon | M |
| -1.80 (-22.50%) | 8 | Healthy Fastfood | S | |
| -1.20 (-20.00%) | 6 | Jesus Claus | S | |
| -1.50 (-21.43%) | 7 | Gavino Del Neri | R | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Matias Cesar | R | |
| -0.50 (-12.50%) | 4 | Ted MacAvery | R | |
| -12.90 (-12.40%) | 7.43 |