| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ice Tea | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Nail Head | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Ball Baggs | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Bobby Ball | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Jasper Carrot | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Donald Trump | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Snake Eyes | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Black Cole | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Gag Reflex | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | James Bond | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| S | Killer Iceman | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| R | Mark Dent | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Lemon Head | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Miss Ford | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.07 | +25.00 (19.69%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +4.00 (23.53%) | 17 | Pepe Reina | K | |
 |
+5.00 (41.67%) | 12 | Daniel Agger | D |
|
+5.00 (45.45%) | 11 | Dani Alves | D |
|
+5.00 (50.00%) | 10 | Gerard Pique | D |
| +4.00 (50.00%) | 8 | Giorgio Chiellini | D | |
 |
+5.00 (45.45%) | 11 | Raul Meireles | M |
| +4.00 (36.36%) | 11 | Stevan Jovetic | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Joe Cole | M | |
|
+4.00 (50.00%) | 8 | Lucas Leiva | M |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Steven Gerrard | M | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Fabio Borini | S | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Marek Hamšík | R | |
|
+1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Dirk Kuyt | R |
| +44.00 (33.33%) | 10.15 |