| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ice Tea | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Ball Baggs | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) |  |
| D | Bobby Ball | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Jasper Carrot | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Miss Ford | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | James Bond | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| M | Prince Will | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Lemon Head | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Del Boy | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Killer Iceman | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| S | Mark Dent | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| R | Nail Head | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| R | Crazy Chef | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| 9.15 | +12.00 (10.08%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Zac Dodd | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Murray Carnie | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Leighton Baines | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Bernard Bondi | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Seamus Coleman | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Andreas Bardsley | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Jan Molby | M | |
|
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Cris Accrington | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Andy Reid | M | |
| -3.00 (-27.27%) | 11 | Micky Quinn | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Araz Abdullayev | S | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Jarred Beech | R | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Cyrus Meadows | R |
| -3.00 (-2.50%) | 9.23 |