| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) | |
| D | Jimmy McElroy | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |  |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) |  |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Gerardic McMahonovic | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| R | Gerry Mac Mahon | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ron Burgundy Ii | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Gerardez McMahonez | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.07 | +17.00 (13.39%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Eurico Faia | K | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Steven Brice | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Billy Hodge | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Sheldon Cooke | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Svenne Norman | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Paddy Richards | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Leonard Fallon | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Sol Fieldwick | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Patrick Martin | M | |
| -5.00 (-50.00%) | 10 | Augusto Boga | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Timo Wanke | S | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Les Carden | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Ivan Freamãtã | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Mitchell Woodman | R | |
| -5.00 (-4.81%) | 7.43 |