| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Patrick Jane | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Gerardic McMahonovic | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| R | Jimmy McElroy | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Gerardez McMahonez | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 9.08 | +19.00 (16.10%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Jack Edge | K | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Alejandro Zarate | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Djati Subrata | D | |
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+3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Bojan Ziros | D |
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+2.00 (50.00%) | 4 | Heinðrikur Hóydal | D |
| +2.00 (66.67%) | 3 | Thorbjörn Berglin | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Dae Kim Nan | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Gi-Hun Weon | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Mee Prasertsakul | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Egoitz Eguskiza | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Benito Arcari | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Yoshitaka Hara | R | |
| +15.00 (17.05%) | 7.33 |