| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Khun Nitaya | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Jacob Danneskjold | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Olaf Munkebjerg | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Lenard Ibrahim | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Laird Burnett | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Kai Qin Lao | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Roland Gantz | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Emo Giwargis | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Georgis Zuhair | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Oscar Munkerup | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Jørgen Møllegaard | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ture Kahlenberg | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Thor Jespersen | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Gunnar Pittelkow | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.93 | -11.00 (-9.91%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Gearalt Delap | K | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | D | |
 |
+4.00 (40.00%) | 10 | Jimmy McElroy | D |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D | |
| -3.00 (-23.08%) | 13 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
|
+2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | M |
 |
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | M |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Charlie Winning Sheen | M |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Fernancow Torres | S | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Careful Steve | S |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Ron Burgundy Ii | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Gerry Mac Mahon | R | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Gerardez McMahonez | R | |
| +9.00 (7.03%) | 9.85 |