| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Johnson | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Jeff Heaney | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Nancy America | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Mensa Gail | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | King Kenny Dalglish | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Miziler Meireles | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Fucking Hell Frankel | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Miziler Suarez | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | John Barnes | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Jason de La Pena | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| 6.69 | +14.00 (16.09%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Derrick Hakin | K | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Kaim Argonar | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Stevie Sawyer | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Jack van Burace | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Rudy Roughnight | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Cloud Strife | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Mostafa Dossevi | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Haizam Junaidi | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Rigoberto Peláez | S | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Rodion Mihãlute | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Hagai Elazar | R | |
| +3.00 (3.90%) | 7.00 |