| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Spencer Pimblett | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Stan Gaye | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Seymour Rimmer | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Sebastien Amouroux | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Rupert Mansell | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Matty Chuter | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) |  |
| M | Domenico Pulido | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| M | Nigel Duncan | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Hayden Sheppard | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Edward Duke | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| S | Håkan Valve | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| 7.82 | +1.00 (1.16%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Alan Johnson | K | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Jeff Heaney | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Toni Nextdoor | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Nancy America | D | |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Mensa Gail | M |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | John Barnes | M |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Football Related Fred | M | |
|
+2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | King Kenny Dalglish | M |
| +2.00 (50.00%) | 4 | Super Hans | M | |
|
+2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Miziler Suarez | S |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Fucking Hell Frankel | S | |
| +17.00 (23.94%) | 6.45 |