| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jayjay Okotcha | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| D | Ric Matzuzzi | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Tomás Goulart | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 6 | +4.00 (66.67%) | |
| D | Edgar Sveasson | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Racist Bastard | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| M | Jaime Manhente | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | The Wezmoister | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Pooper Bear | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| R | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | Alan Sugar | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | Rodrigo Villa | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.14 | +21.00 (21.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -5.00 (-71.43%) | 7 | Mark Corrigan | K | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Jeff Heaney | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Sami Hyypia | D | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Toni Nextdoor | D | |
| -5.00 (-71.43%) | 7 | Jason de La Pena | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Mensa Gail | M | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | John Barnes | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Football Related Fred | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | King Kenny Dalglish | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Fucking Hell Frankel | S | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Miziler Suarez | S | |
| -27.00 (-34.18%) | 7.18 |