| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Justin Lee Collins | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Tomás Goulart | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Ric Matzuzzi | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Captain Charisma | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) |  |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Racist Bastard | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Emile Orson | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Rodrigo Villa | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Malcy Malcysson | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) |  |
| S | Crawford Crawf Crawford | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| R | Tom Havercrotch | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| R | Pooper Bear | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 7.14 | +29.00 (29.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Marc Besleagã | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Gay Pierced | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Bill Clit | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | John Pope | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Captain Jack | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Weeny Big | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Carrot Top | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Cameron MacClean | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Yousef Andrawes | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Chun Gan | S | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Ciprian Ispir | S | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | John Emonem | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Valfrid Alverö | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Vitor Cafu | R | |
| +2.00 (1.98%) | 7.21 |