| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Justin Lee Collins | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Tomás Goulart | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Ric Matzuzzi | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Captain Charisma | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |   |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Racist Bastard | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Emile Orson | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Alan Sugar | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Pooper Bear | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Crawford Crawf Crawford | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Edgar Sveasson | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| 7.36 | +17.00 (16.50%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Shinjiro Taiga | K | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Kaim Argonar | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Stevie Sawyer | D | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Rudy Roughnight | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Hagai Elazar | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Telmo Espírito | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Richard Higson | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Cloud Strife | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Josef Hesse | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Nauzet Irujo | S | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Rigoberto Peláez | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Rodion Mihãlute | R | |
| +4.00 (4.94%) | 6.75 |