| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Marc Besleagã | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Gay Pierced | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | John Emonem | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| D | Bill Clit | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Valfrid Alverö | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Carrot Top | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| M | Weeny Big | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Cameron MacClean | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Yousef Andrawes | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Ciprian Ispir | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| S | Chun Gan | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | John Pope | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Adrian Sawyer | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| 7.77 | +16.00 (15.84%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -6.00 (-75.00%) | 8 | Toni Nextdoor | K | |
|
-3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Jeff Heaney | D |
| -5.00 (-62.50%) | 8 | Mark Corrigan | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Football Related Fred | M | |
| -4.00 (-50.00%) | 8 | Mensa Gail | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | King Kenny Dalglish | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Fucking Hell Frankel | S | |
| -4.00 (-66.67%) | 6 | Zamri Blackjackz | S | |
| -26.00 (-42.62%) | 7.62 |