| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Allan McGregor | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| D | Group Sex | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | John Terry | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) |  |
| M | Frank Lampard | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Jesus Christ | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| M | Lucas Piazon | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Jimmy McDonald | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Healthy Fastfood | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Matias Cesar | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Jesus Claus | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| 7.42 | +16.00 (17.98%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Artyom Bolotnikov | K | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Danny Simpson | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Hélder Deus | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Fabricio Coloccini | D | |
|
-2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Mitchell Wilkerson | M |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Jonas Gutierrez | M | |
| -4.00 (-50.00%) | 8 | Daley McGrath | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Yohan Cabaye | M |
| -3.00 (-60.00%) | 5 | Denis Georgievsky | M | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Halil Akin | S | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Demba Ba | S | |
| -24.00 (-29.63%) | 7.36 |