| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alexander Chaplow | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Lancelot Routledge | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) |  |
| D | Suphi Efe | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Søren Olsen | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Toni Dohlsten | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| M | Nebojsa Kuic | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Al Parlour | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Declan Thurston | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Seth Flynn | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| S | André Carreto | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| S | Kelvin McLean | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Dorian Hugeac | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Miyamoto Hanabusa | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| 6.77 | +16.00 (18.18%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | John Terry | D |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Frank Lampard | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Jesus Christ | M | |
|
-2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | John Keogh | M |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Cristiano Messi | M |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Lucas Piazon | M |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Healthy Fastfood | S | |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Matias Cesar | S |
| -1.00 (-1.14%) | 8.00 |