| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Manfred Hagel | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Ayrton Senna | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Julian Burkhardt | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Fabian Berndt | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Nico Paepke | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Andreas Ottl | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Peter Niemeyer | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Norbert Lemcke | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Glenn O´Reilly | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Matthias Steinborn | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| S | Pedro Viquerira | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| 5.82 | -11.00 (-17.19%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | John Terry | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Frank Lampard | M | |
 |
-1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Jesus Christ | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Lucas Piazon | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Jimmy McDonald | M | |
 |
-1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Matias Cesar | S |
|
-2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Jesus Claus | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Ted MacAvery | R | |
| -8.00 (-9.30%) | 7.17 |