| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Awal Ruswandi | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Hugo Edström | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Fionlagh Macinnes | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Fionlagh Macintosh | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Foluke Ikedia | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ernest Devlin | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Fionlagh Macgregor | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ishiro Ono | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Spencer Sampson | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Rúben Faro | 8 | -4.00 (-50.00%) | |
| S | Jari Lundquist | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Fionlagh Macduff | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Galterio Longo | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | David Prado | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| 5.07 | -12.00 (-16.90%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Group Sex | D | |
 |
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | John Terry | D |
 |
-1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Frank Lampard | M |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Jesus Christ | M |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | John Keogh | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Lucas Piazon | M |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Healthy Fastfood | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Jimmy McDonald | R | |
| -2.00 (-2.11%) | 7.92 |