| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Richard Keys | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Urijah Faber | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Shane McMahon | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Jim Royle | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| M | Derek Llambias | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Princess Jodz | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Pee Wee Herman | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Mike Ashley | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.15 | +4.00 (4.30%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Lev Yashin | K | |
 |
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Ed Stokoe | D |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Cyril Knowles | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Jeremias Quinn | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Keith Newton | D | |
| +3.00 (50.00%) | 6 | John Robson | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Daley Munroe | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Billy Bremner | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Keith Weller | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Chris Balderstone | M | |
 |
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Harold Rotham | S |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Paul Holloway | R |
| +13.00 (14.29%) | 7.58 |