| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Shane McMahon | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Urijah Faber | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Pee Wee Herman | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) |  |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| M | Jim Royle | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Mike Ashley | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | George Bollocks | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Derek Llambias | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.08 | +15.00 (17.65%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Cary Nielson | K | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Sebastian Nagel | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Cheating Jeff | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Gary Pallister | D | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Tyler Hartman | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Lily Hooper | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Brett Griffith | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Mike Matusow | M | |
| +1.00 (33.33%) | 3 | Cheating Seven | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Jerry Moss | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Mark Hughes | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Raisy Daisy Fahar | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Phil Laak | R | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Tom Sawyer | R | |
| +8.00 (9.88%) | 5.79 |