| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Urijah Faber | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Pee Wee Herman | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Jim Royle | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| M | Derek Llambias | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) |  |
| S | Koko B Ware | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| S | George Bollocks | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | Princess Jodz | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| 7.36 | +3.00 (3.70%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Jerry Barton | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Sylvester Anderson | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Christopher Samba | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | George Elokobi | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Eamon Master | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Chuck Orson | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Andrew McCulloch | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Dennis Spring | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Charlie Murphy | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Errol Harden | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Adebayo Akinfenwa | S | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Kit Sturgess | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Rick James | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Emmanuel Frimpong | R | |
| -6.00 (-7.41%) | 5.79 |