| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Cary Nielson | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Cheating Jeff | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| D | Juan-Carlos Zarate | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Tyler Hartman | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Lily Hooper | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Brett Griffith | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Mike Matusow | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Cheating Seven | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Jerry Moss | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | Raisy Daisy Fahar | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Mark Hughes | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| R | Ole Gunnar Solskjaer | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Phil Laak | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Paul Scholes | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 5.71 | +7.00 (8.75%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Toot Bump | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Harry Nielsen | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Richard Keys | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Urijah Faber | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Shane McMahon | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Pee Wee Herman | D | |
| -4.00 (-50.00%) | 8 | Ryan Kirkland | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Brock Lesnar | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Jim Royle | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Koko B Ware | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Princess Jodz | S | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | George Bollocks | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Mike Ashley | R | |
| -12.00 (-12.77%) | 7.23 |