| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 10 | +0.60 (6.00%) | |
| D | Al Hutson | 11 | -3.60 (-32.73%) | |
| D | Manfred Hausmann | 10 | +2.40 (24.00%) | |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 10 | -0.20 (-2.00%) | |
| D | Jayjay McMuffin | 9 | +0.80 (8.89%) | |
| M | Arthur Ahremark | 13 | -2.50 (-19.23%) | |
| M | Indiana Jones | 10 | -2.70 (-27.00%) | |
| M | Joshua Davison | 9 | -1.10 (-12.22%) | |
| M | Double Andimsold | 8 | +0.40 (5.00%) | |
| M | Hard Trainer | 4 | +0.50 (12.50%) | |
| S | Ollie Guy | 8 | -1.20 (-15.00%) | |
| 9.27 | -6.60 (-6.47%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.30 (-6.00%) | 5 | Alan Johnson | K | |
| +2.20 (27.50%) | 8 | Jeff Heaney | D | |
| +1.20 (17.14%) | 7 | Toni Nextdoor | D | |
| +1.20 (20.00%) | 6 | Zamri Blackjackz | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Nancy America | D | |
| +1.30 (16.25%) | 8 | Mensa Gail | M | |
 |
+0.90 (12.86%) | 7 | Mark Corrigan | M |
| +0.70 (10.00%) | 7 | Football Related Fred | M | |
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-1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | King Kenny Dalglish | M |
| +0.60 (10.00%) | 6 | Miziler Meireles | M | |
| +0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Fucking Hell Frankel | S | |
| +8.30 (11.53%) | 6.55 |