| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| D | Richard Keys | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Shane McMahon | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Urijah Faber | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Jim Royle | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Derek Llambias | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | George Bollocks | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| R | Pee Wee Herman | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| 8.33 | +2.00 (2.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Big Chad | K | |
| -4.00 (-50.00%) | 8 | Hamilton Halsall | D | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Lucas Griffiths | D | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Mental Miranda | D | |
| -3.00 (-60.00%) | 5 | Bruiser Burnie | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Masher Mikey | D | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Krafty Keiren | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Balázs Bartók | M | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Daniel Maas | S | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Jörg Lippert | S | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Mad Megan | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Hugh McCoist | R | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Crazy Crawf | R | |
| -29.00 (-40.28%) | 5.54 |