| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Justin Lee Collins | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Tomás Goulart | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Edgar Sveasson | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Racist Bastard | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| M | Jaime Manhente | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Malcy Malcysson | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Pooper Bear | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| R | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Alan Sugar | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| R | The Wezmoister | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| 7.64 | +2.00 (1.87%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Lev Yashin | K | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Ed Stokoe | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Jeremias Quinn | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Cyril Knowles | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Trevor Hockey | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Billy Bremner | M | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Daley Munroe | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Keith Weller | M | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Chris Balderstone | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Harold Rotham | S | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Alan Suddick | S | |
| -16.00 (-19.28%) | 7.55 |