| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Naked Jeff | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Group Sex | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | John Terry | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Gavino Del Neri | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Lucas Piazon | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | John Keogh | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| S | Healthy Fastfood | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| S | Jesus Claus | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.09 | +9.00 (10.11%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (5.88%) | 17 | Pepe Reina | K | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Dani Alves | D | |
 |
+3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Gerard Pique | D |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Giorgio Chiellini | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Raul Meireles | M |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Joe Cole | M | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Marek Hamšík | M | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Lucas Leiva | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Steven Gerrard | M | |
| -3.00 (-23.08%) | 13 | Fabio Borini | S | |
 |
+1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Andy Carroll | S |
| +14.00 (11.29%) | 11.27 |