| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Osheen Slaney | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| D | Ricardo van den Dungen | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Radmilo Golovic | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Zambotto Girardig | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Matias Pini | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Terry Connemara | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) |  |
| M | Jack Morris | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Peadar Rourke | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Redmond Lawler | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | David Amoo | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Arnold Middleton | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| 8.82 | +14.00 (14.43%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Gearalt Delap | K | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | D | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Gerry Mac Mahon | D | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Jimmy McElroy | D | |
|
+3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D |
|
+2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Jeremy Kyle | M |
|
+2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | M |
|
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | M |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Charlie Winning Sheen | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Gerardic McMahonovic | M |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Fernancow Torres | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Careful Steve | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Patrick Jane | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Gerardez McMahonez | R | |
| +18.00 (13.14%) | 9.79 |