| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Seth Rogan | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) |  |
| D | Jimmy McElroy | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |  |
| D | Patrick Jane | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 13 | -3.00 (-23.08%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Gerardic McMahonovic | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Gerardez McMahonez | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Ron Burgundy Ii | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Dominik Krahn | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Gerry Mac Mahon | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| 9.00 | +10.00 (8.55%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Jack Edge | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Alejandro Zarate | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Heinðrikur Hóydal | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Thorbjörn Berglin | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Mee Prasertsakul | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Ljubisa Vucinic | M |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Egoitz Eguskiza | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Richie Lithgow | M | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Benito Arcari | S |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Teruyuki Enamoto | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Gerard van Tiggelen | S | |
| -4.00 (-5.33%) | 6.82 |