| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Manfred Hausmann | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Jayjay McMuffin | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Borat Sagdiyev | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Indiana Jones | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) |  |
| M | Jeff Stelling | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Joshua Davison | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Double Andimsold | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Im Old | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| S | Lauren Ledsham | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| R | Hard Trainer | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Tomtom Tomtom | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Bejitta Swole | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.50 | +8.00 (6.72%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Vito Dominguez | K | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Sheamus O’Shaunaghsey | D | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Nineteen Counting | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Teremun Buba | D | |
|
-2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Lemmie Ashcroft | D |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Papa Fritzl | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | José Luis Rincón | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Tom Cleverley | M | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Julian Joachim | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Gary Speed | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Jam Bear | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Jama Bags | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Dennis Davids | R | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Svein Vikan | R | |
| -21.00 (-22.11%) | 6.79 |