| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Manfred Hausmann | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) |  |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Jayjay McMuffin | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Indiana Jones | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Jeff Stelling | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Double Andimsold | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Im Old | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| S | Reggie Draper | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Lauren Ledsham | 9 | +5.00 (55.56%) | |
| S | Ollie Guy | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Borat Sagdiyev | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Tomtom Tomtom | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Bejitta Swole | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.79 | +16.00 (13.01%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Justin Lee Collins | K | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Old Bastard Malcy | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Captain Charisma | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Edgar Sveasson | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Racist Bastard | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | The Wezmoister | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Sticky Shivy | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Wankover Jeffs Bird | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Alan Sugar | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Iain Dyer Ear | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Tom Havercrotch | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Pooper Bear | R | |
| +1.00 (0.88%) | 8.14 |