| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Richard Keys | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Urijah Faber | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Pee Wee Herman | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) |  |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| M | Jim Royle | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mike Ashley | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| S | George Bollocks | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Shane McMahon | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| 8.25 | +15.00 (15.15%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | John Osborne | K | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Ed Stokoe | D | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Cyril Knowles | D | |
| +4.00 (57.14%) | 7 | Keith Newton | D | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Johnny Haynes | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Billy Bremner | M | |
|
+3.00 (42.86%) | 7 | Keith Weller | M |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Chris Balderstone | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Laurie Cunningham | M | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Ferenc Puskas | S |
|
+2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Peter Osgood | S |
| +2.00 (50.00%) | 4 | Ian Porterfield | R | |
| +17.00 (19.10%) | 7.42 |