| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Mike Anthony | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Ian Jones | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Chocker Jones | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) |  |
| D | Peter McAlister | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Simon Twinkles | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Gary Brennan | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Keith Furphy | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| M | William Cole | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Alan Rabbage | 12 | -4.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Gary Brine | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | Keith Bourne | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Robert Petherick | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Keithers Bourne | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Keb Bourne | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.57 | +4.00 (3.77%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Sophie Chapman | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Jeff Heaney | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Nancy America | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Aryan Daryl | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Big Suze | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Mensa Gail | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Mark Corrigan | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Football Related Fred | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Super Hans | M | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Stefan Strauss | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | It Dobby | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Toni Nextdoor | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Fucking Hell Frankel | R | |
| -7.00 (-8.24%) | 6.54 |